June Rant: Stupid Bitches And How To Like Them, When You Have To.

Current mood: nauseated
I'm really in a bad mood, so Ill prolly say more than a few rude things during the course of this...
For every guy/girl out there, there is at least one female they would like nothing better than to give her both barrels when it comes to telling her exactly how you feel, angry even hate if she is really that bad. Why? Well you have your reasons and I have mine, but lets just accept the fact that every person we run into is not always going to be plucky and enjoyable to know. Personally I cannot stand loud mouthed hos who think they are the shit. Seriously not only is it a turn off for dudes for some girl to come up and tell me what she did with some guy or to confide in him that she has a stable of guys for bootycalls and there is "a stall open for him." To top it off if they work with you and think everytime the screw up a task its okay because they are cute, or at least the think they are, because they have warped their body image in their mind like they were constantly looking into a funhouse mirror. I'm sure you have your poster child for condoms you want to tout.Sadly though we can't simply walkthrough life verbal guns a-blazing. For one, there maybe some people out there that actually like this stupid bitch you have to deal with. It could be a best friend's girlfriend, it could be a coworker or superior, it could be a family memeber, hell it could even be the mother of your children. Even worse they may hold influence over something important to you, like your bank loan, your surgical prepping, your tax return, and hopefully not your possible conviction and sentencing. More likely they may be friends with your girlfriend or the woman you want to date. Point is you will at some point have to tolerate them.Keep in mind what tolerate means, it means you put up with something even though you don't like it. So you put up with this stupid bitch, and sometime you may even find yourself needing to pretend you are cool with them. You have to fake it. It sucks, it feels beneath you, dishonest even. But just like on every toliet seat, their are assholes in life you are going to come in contact with that you have to deal with. It takes a lot of work, its like training yourself to build resistances to certain posions, you have to start with small doses. Limit your interactions, especially the one on one stuff. If possible have a bunch of people, who are not douchebags, around when you have to do something with this person. Its like being trapped in a car with the windows locked and somebody farts, if you were alone you would pass out and die from the fumes. Fortunately these other poor souls who are stranded with you are heaving in the same noxious shit you are having to, spreading out the amount of gas intake amongst the group. You can take solace in knowing that they are sharing your discomfort, plus this bitch you are dealing with can't focus all her douchebaggery on you. Eventually you can wait her out, either she will finally do something worth busting her chops over or she will piss someone else off or the whole group. Either way is fine, you just have to deal with them for as long as it serves some purpose. And then they can't do anything back about it, when you finally ream them they're helpless... kind of like pushing a parapelegic in a wheelchair down a steep hill... adding into oncoming traffic is optional. But either way dealing with it for a little while is always worth it in the end. The DOUCHE always comes out of the bag eventually.

Oh- By the way... I hate fat hoes too. (No, I didnt say fat girls, so all you fatties can x-out the hate mail, I said fat HOES. Theres a difference.) For some reason they are soooo much worse than skinny hoes. Blegh. But thats a completely different subject. Today we're talking about stupid bitches ....