July Rant: I hate Fat HOES Current mood: bitchy

So Im sitting here, browsing profiles, and it dawns on me.. I fuckin hate fat hoes. Please, for the love of God, if anyone is with me on this, comment this m*ther-f*cking post. I feel like Im alone here...
I'm sure there has been one "bigger girl" (to be politically correct) you've known in your life that was definately on the loose end when it came to morals. I mean, yeah guys found them attractive, but at the same time, didn't. This girl was probably what most will refer to as "the practice girl". Oh, Pobrecita. She didn't know it, but other people did. She was the girl, and probably still is, that you would call over when your friends that would bang a hole in the wall (glory hole lovers) were looking for some ass. A few drinks of the hard stuff and dimming the lights would do these boys just fine. But why are these fat hoes soo easy? Does anyone know? Is it that they've realized, thats all they're GOOD for? Because usually, fat hoes are not very bright. So what else can they offer the world besides fellatio and a good rim job?
I especially fucking hate fat hoes that used to be skinny. Back in the day, they were pretty. Then they pop out three kids, their bodies gone to shit, now all the sudden they want to get with every single man they see, especially ones with skinny girlfriends. Seems like its their life's goal to make every female as miserable as they are. Pathetic. What a sad, pitiful way to live. They think its a CHALLENGE. No bitch, the challenge is finding the hole to stick it in, when the room has to be so dark, and the there are just sooo many m*ther-f*cking rolls to sort through. You dont even need to get them drunk. (I know this from experience) They will stick anything in their mouth as long as its shaped like a dick. (Or a twinkie, ho-ho, hot dog, anything food related, basically) I really hate fat hoes who are named after Continents. Its like when the fat hoe popped out of her moms pussy, her mom said, "Damn, thats gonna be a BIG bitch." Fuck naming her after a State or a Season, I better name her after a whole damn Continent. Like Asia or Europe, Fucking North America. I hate fat hoes who put little sayings on their profiles like, "Dont hate me cause Im pretty, hate me cause your BOYFRIEND thinks so" Bahahah BITCH, youre dead wrong. If these fat hoes think for ONE SECOND that our man's think their pretty and thats why they talk to them, they must have been eating a little too many of them special really fattening brownies. Guys who have girlfriends that get with fat hoes, get with them either cause they need to practice a new technique, and dont want to bomb when it really counts, or because the fat hoes will do what their girlfriends wont. The really nasty shit. Like, putting it the ass, or sending raunchy slutty photos of themselves for the boyfriends to laugh and show all their friends what a dumb little fat hoe they are, or pissing on them...things of that sort. (So funny when their girlfriends find them pics and send them to fat hoe porn websites) (...good luck getting paid for that, ya dumb cunts, LMAO) Our boyfriends/husbands would never ask us to do those things. They are too degrading. And since fat hoes have no standards, they are perfect for the job! They are definately cheaper than a prostitute as well, since fat hoes will do it for free! Except for maybe the cost of McDonalds, or Dairy Queen of course. (Food makes them horny BTW. ) (Oh yeah, and maybe also the cost of an abortion, because who wants to bring ANOTHER fat hoe into the world? We already have ENOUGH, lolz.) I hate fat hoes who brag about who they fuck. Its just nasty. STOP. I hate fat hoes that take fifty myspace pictures of their face, at juuuust the right angle...then when you see them in person you wonder how the camera could have possibly helped hide that many pounds. Eeek! I hate fate hoes who act like they arent hungry when they go to restaraunts, BITCH you know you want that chicken wing, lets see how many tries it takes those stubby sausage fingers to pick it up! I fuckin hate fat hoes who ask peoples boyfriends for money. Just cause they fucked someone once they think now all the sudden they are soulmates for life (stage five CLINGER). I hate fat hoes that go out with you and your girls and theyre like "Girl, Im getting LAID tonight.. and the fat bitch puts on the skimpiest outfit she could find, as well as baby powders her rolls. (Better make sure that yeast stay outta them cracks, cause that shit STINKS) I hate fat hoes period. But maybe Ive got them all wrong... Nah, CANT BE...Lol. Anyway- Ill probably add more to this post later... but for now thats enough. I gotta get back to doing more important things..
And BTW, if this post offends you... its not because your fat... because that, I have nothing against...
Its because you're a HOE.
Disclaimer *No fat hoes were harmed in the writing of this rant, unfortunately*