This Guy will PAY for Crabs

Another 100% REAL post (as always) and conversation with a REAL freak. The things people will agree to!! WTF? Are there ANY normal men left out there?? Fucking CraigsList...



Can crabs surive in snow?

$1000 TO CUM INSIDE YOU TONIGHT - m4w - 35
Reply to: anon-69721734@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-25, 4:49PM EST

No games. I am totally serious. Will donate $1000 if I can cum inside you with no protection. Can meet wherever is convenient for you.

We meet, have quick, hot, raw sex (will literally take about 10 seconds)...then we go our seperate ways.

Karizmatic wrote:

I have crabs, so I'll do it for $500.

Brad wrote:

Are you really serious…or is that a joke?

Karizmatic wrote:

I am completely serious.

I do not have the money for the Lindane genital shampoo needed for the treatment of crabs, thus I seek sex with you for $500, which will more than cover the cost of the prescription. I tried over-the-counter Permethrin cream, but it didn't work, so I need the prescription shampoo.

So you see, I do not have the money for the shampoo until I have sex with you, but I will not be crab-free until I get the shampoo, which requires funding from having sex with you. It's quite a catch-22.

Brad wrote:

are you on birth control? how old are you?

Karizmatic wrote:

I am 22 and I am on the pill. I didn't realize the pill only works for pregnancy -- that's how I got these goddamn crabs in the first place.

Are you seriously interested or just fucking around? When can you do this?

Brad wrote:

I am very serious about this. Where do you live around here?

Karizmatic wrote:

If you are ready to do this, I think I am too. Basically you just want to fuck my crabcunt without condom, and you say you'll come within about 10 seconds? That is certainly worth the money. Where can we do this? I cannot host.

Brad wrote:

I am getting the feeling this is a game...who calls it a "crab cunt"?

Karizmatic wrote:

I have crabs -- I told you that at the start. I am for real. If you are afraid of my crabs, then just say so and stop wasting my time.

Brad wrote:

The crabs aren't a problem. I can either get a hotel room, or we can do this in my car. Do you have a cell phone?

Karizmatic wrote:

Hotel or car works for me.

Also, before we do this, I should tell you, I started having a puss-like discharge last night. I'm sure it's nothing, I just wanted to tell you now so you won't be surprised. I hope this doesn't change your mind. If it does, what if we knock the price down to $300?

Brad wrote:

$300 is a bargain. Give me your phone number and we’ll work out the details.