My GOD. I hope this isnt in some childs room somewhere.
11.1.09
Stupid Surveyyyy.
001. When's the last time you ran?The last time the cops were chasing me002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?It shames me to admit this, but yes, they do. I dont know who in the fuck thought of taking perfectly good jeans and ripping them up to sell to the public, but that person deserves a god damn cookie.003. What are you dreading right now?There is nothing to eat. I have to actually MAKE something.
004. Do you celebrate 4/20?:WTF is 4/20? Lmao. "Its 4/20 broooo" DUMBASS.005. Favorite country singer?:I dont think I even like country enough to have a favorite.006. What face cleanser do you use? Clearasil. 007. When was your last doctors visit?I hate the doctor, I have completely blocked out every visit I ever had.008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep?:I wish.
009. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?:In the morning, I take it easy. At night, I go all out.010. "First Loves Are Never Over" is this true for you?Yes. I dont think that feeling ever truly diminishes.011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?:Fuck no.012. If anyone came to your house on "lazy days" would you finish getting ready?Anyone who knows me well enough knows the answer to that. 013. Does your school have tornado drills?School? Tornado Drills? They did like in 8th grade.
014. Have you ever been on your schools track team?:Hahah. Yes. I lasted about 45 minutes. Had my mom pick me up on the side of the road. Couldnt even make it back to the school.015. Do you own a pair of Converse?:Nope016. Who did you cut and paste this survey from?:Reen-Been017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?: All the time.018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?:Yeh, and my stiletto got stuck in the chute.
019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by overplaying them?I dont tire of songs as easily as the next person. But I do hate when they play songs incessantly even after they been out for 48 months. Im sorry but if you havent heard it by the first 24, your basically a mongoloid in my book.020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?:The veejays on TRL should be executed by firing squad
021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?:Sometimes. Ty Hamilton is HOTT022. How do you eat oreos?I thought it was Reeses that have a million ways to eat. But whatever. I guess with Oreos I take a bite. Then chew. Sometimes I dip them in milk, then take a bite, then chew. Just depends.
023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone to sign in?:Not that I recall.024. Are you cocky?:I am the queen of cocky-ness. The cock queen. Ehem. Nevermind.025. Shortest relationship?:So short I can barely recall it at all.
026. Longest?:5 years, on and off.027. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?Have no idea.028. Did you say it back to all of them?:Nope
029. Did you mean it?:Twice
030. Could you live without a computer?:Yes.031. Do you wear shoes in your house?:Nope032. When you watch movies at home, do you turn the lights off?:Of course. Otherwise the glare on the TV from the light pisses me off.
033. At what age did you find out that santa wasn't real?:Santas not real? OMG thanks a lot. *runs into traffic*
034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?: 3 cell phones. 2 House phones.035. What do you do when youre sad?:Watch Splendor in the Grass and thank god Im not Natalie Wood.036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?Call? Someone? No Id be on the NEXT plane to Brazil. PEACE.037. When was the last time you saw your best friends?:I saw one this morning.
038. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?I wouldnt be so damn fine. Its a hard job hogging all the sexy.039. Last movie you rented?That dancing Antonio Banderas movie
040. what sleeps with you everynight:My BF.041. How many times have you been pulled over?Hahaha.042. Pancakes or Frenchtoast?French toast.043. How do you like your eggs?:Cooked.044. Are you in high school?:Nope.
045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?Nope.
046. What jewelry are you wearing?:Pearls on my neck, pearls on my wrist.047. What's the first thing you do when you get online?:Check my mail.048. Do you own any TV seasons on DVD?:Desperate Housewives, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.049. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?:No050. How do most people spell your name?The same way I spell it. 051. Do you wear your boy/girlfriends clothes?:Yeh, to sleep in sometimes, theyre comfy.052. Do you watch pro sports on TV?:Baseball, Football.053. What do you do before you sleep every night?:Set my alarm, get a drink, watch TV054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?Misery.055. Who's your favorite celebrity couple?:Dont have a favorite.056. Favorite 80's teen movie?:Lost Boys057. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson or Elton John?Justin is neither gay nor a child molestor and I dont appreciate that sort of talk about my future husband.058. Do you know anyone who wasn't born in the United States?:Yes.059. Favorite name(s) for a boy?:Sebastion, Michael060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?I may be a feminist, but im not THAT bad.where did ? 61 go???...062: Favorite Girl(s) names:I have too mannnyyy.063. Do you buy your own school supplies?:Um if I went to school I would.064. Do you already have your school supplies?:Uhm. No.065. Have you ever cursed at a teacher?:Quietly. Lol.066. How do you eat your steak?:I hate steak.WOw....now where is 67???lame.068 How do you get to school?:I guess I would drive there.069. If you heard your phone ringing right now, who do you expect it to be?Carmella or my man.070. What noise do you hear?:COPS. God I love this show.071. Would you survive in prison?:Hahahah. No freakin way. I got arrested once I was in a holding cell for 15 minutes and already begging God to kill me. BTW. I was in the cell by myself.072. Next concert you hope to go to?:Dont know. But if the Justin Timberlake Comes around soon, Ill be the one on the big TV screen sitting on the guys shoulders flashing my tits with a sign saying "Im into entrapment, Im pregnant you have no choice, Marry me you sexy SOB".073. What was the last thing you ate?:Pizza
074. When was the last time you said I love you, and meant it?:Today076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely over pack the most?:Me. Hahahahah.077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?:A hundred. Is ridiculous. I usually just address them by height. "Hello Little Jessica " "Why hello Big J" See? It works out well.
078. How many syllables does your name have?:3079. What does your license plates say?:Stalk Me080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?:The last time I was poor as hell and hungry. So uhm. Yesterday.
081. When is your birthday?:June 30th082. What's for dinner?:Pizza083. What's the last thing you purchased?Eyeliner
084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?:No, they are like, 10. I pay for them.
085. Where is your cell phone?:Right next to me.
086. Is you phone on vibrate or ring most of the time?Vibrate.087. What brand is your shirt right now?:BeBe088. Ever been to Georgia?:Georgia ohhhhh Geooorgia. Yes. I been there. And that song played a ridiculous amount of times.089. Did you have breakfast this morning?Breakfast? Who has time for breakfast?090. Do you like marshmallows?Yeh, but everytime I eat them I think about the poor marshmallow man on Ghostbusters. (I was traumatized as a kid) (dont ask)091. What irritates you on the Internet?E-whores. You know who you are. 092. What brand is your digital camera?:I think HP. but it sucks so I never use it.
093. Do you watch movies with your parents?:I used to.
094. Do you wear short shorts?:I guess.095. Do you think you could be pregnant?:Fuck no.
096. What song describes your love life at the moment?:I dont equate the happiness/sadness of my life with songs. LAME. But I like that Killers song, and the treadmill guys OK GO.097. Do you own expensive perfume?:Yes. And I use it sparingly. Lol.098. On average, how much do your jeans cost?:$30-$60099. Are you taking college classes?:No100. Do your parents know you cuss?:Yes.101. Do they care?:Why would they? They swear more than I do!102. Did you see Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?:Hahah. Yes.
103. Have you ever been to White Castle?:Who hasnt? BTW people, they DO NOT serve Nachos. Lmao.104. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone?:Depends on if they have GAS.105. Do you like the Phillies?:No.
106. Do you like sushi?:Yes. Loves IT.107. Do you get your hair cut every month?No... Maybe I should look into that.
108. Have you ever made-out in front of your parents?Absolutely not.109. Do you go online everyday?:No.110. Last Question. Do you read everyone's bulletins?:No. I guess Im just an asshole like that.
004. Do you celebrate 4/20?:WTF is 4/20? Lmao. "Its 4/20 broooo" DUMBASS.005. Favorite country singer?:I dont think I even like country enough to have a favorite.006. What face cleanser do you use? Clearasil. 007. When was your last doctors visit?I hate the doctor, I have completely blocked out every visit I ever had.008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep?:I wish.
009. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?:In the morning, I take it easy. At night, I go all out.010. "First Loves Are Never Over" is this true for you?Yes. I dont think that feeling ever truly diminishes.011. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back?:Fuck no.012. If anyone came to your house on "lazy days" would you finish getting ready?Anyone who knows me well enough knows the answer to that. 013. Does your school have tornado drills?School? Tornado Drills? They did like in 8th grade.
014. Have you ever been on your schools track team?:Hahah. Yes. I lasted about 45 minutes. Had my mom pick me up on the side of the road. Couldnt even make it back to the school.015. Do you own a pair of Converse?:Nope016. Who did you cut and paste this survey from?:Reen-Been017. Do you eat raw cookie dough?: All the time.018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?:Yeh, and my stiletto got stuck in the chute.
019. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by overplaying them?I dont tire of songs as easily as the next person. But I do hate when they play songs incessantly even after they been out for 48 months. Im sorry but if you havent heard it by the first 24, your basically a mongoloid in my book.020. Would you rather them play the whole video or just a clip of it on TRL?:The veejays on TRL should be executed by firing squad
021. Do you watch Trading Spaces?:Sometimes. Ty Hamilton is HOTT022. How do you eat oreos?I thought it was Reeses that have a million ways to eat. But whatever. I guess with Oreos I take a bite. Then chew. Sometimes I dip them in milk, then take a bite, then chew. Just depends.
023. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone to sign in?:Not that I recall.024. Are you cocky?:I am the queen of cocky-ness. The cock queen. Ehem. Nevermind.025. Shortest relationship?:So short I can barely recall it at all.
026. Longest?:5 years, on and off.027. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?Have no idea.028. Did you say it back to all of them?:Nope
029. Did you mean it?:Twice
030. Could you live without a computer?:Yes.031. Do you wear shoes in your house?:Nope032. When you watch movies at home, do you turn the lights off?:Of course. Otherwise the glare on the TV from the light pisses me off.
033. At what age did you find out that santa wasn't real?:Santas not real? OMG thanks a lot. *runs into traffic*
034. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?: 3 cell phones. 2 House phones.035. What do you do when youre sad?:Watch Splendor in the Grass and thank god Im not Natalie Wood.036. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?Call? Someone? No Id be on the NEXT plane to Brazil. PEACE.037. When was the last time you saw your best friends?:I saw one this morning.
038. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?I wouldnt be so damn fine. Its a hard job hogging all the sexy.039. Last movie you rented?That dancing Antonio Banderas movie
040. what sleeps with you everynight:My BF.041. How many times have you been pulled over?Hahaha.042. Pancakes or Frenchtoast?French toast.043. How do you like your eggs?:Cooked.044. Are you in high school?:Nope.
045. Is anyone on your bad side right now?Nope.
046. What jewelry are you wearing?:Pearls on my neck, pearls on my wrist.047. What's the first thing you do when you get online?:Check my mail.048. Do you own any TV seasons on DVD?:Desperate Housewives, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.049. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?:No050. How do most people spell your name?The same way I spell it. 051. Do you wear your boy/girlfriends clothes?:Yeh, to sleep in sometimes, theyre comfy.052. Do you watch pro sports on TV?:Baseball, Football.053. What do you do before you sleep every night?:Set my alarm, get a drink, watch TV054. What was the first movie that gave you nightmares?Misery.055. Who's your favorite celebrity couple?:Dont have a favorite.056. Favorite 80's teen movie?:Lost Boys057. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson or Elton John?Justin is neither gay nor a child molestor and I dont appreciate that sort of talk about my future husband.058. Do you know anyone who wasn't born in the United States?:Yes.059. Favorite name(s) for a boy?:Sebastion, Michael060. Will you keep your last name when you get married?I may be a feminist, but im not THAT bad.where did ? 61 go???...062: Favorite Girl(s) names:I have too mannnyyy.063. Do you buy your own school supplies?:Um if I went to school I would.064. Do you already have your school supplies?:Uhm. No.065. Have you ever cursed at a teacher?:Quietly. Lol.066. How do you eat your steak?:I hate steak.WOw....now where is 67???lame.068 How do you get to school?:I guess I would drive there.069. If you heard your phone ringing right now, who do you expect it to be?Carmella or my man.070. What noise do you hear?:COPS. God I love this show.071. Would you survive in prison?:Hahahah. No freakin way. I got arrested once I was in a holding cell for 15 minutes and already begging God to kill me. BTW. I was in the cell by myself.072. Next concert you hope to go to?:Dont know. But if the Justin Timberlake Comes around soon, Ill be the one on the big TV screen sitting on the guys shoulders flashing my tits with a sign saying "Im into entrapment, Im pregnant you have no choice, Marry me you sexy SOB".073. What was the last thing you ate?:Pizza
074. When was the last time you said I love you, and meant it?:Today076. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely over pack the most?:Me. Hahahahah.077. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?:A hundred. Is ridiculous. I usually just address them by height. "Hello Little Jessica " "Why hello Big J" See? It works out well.
078. How many syllables does your name have?:3079. What does your license plates say?:Stalk Me080. When is the last time you ate peanut butter?:The last time I was poor as hell and hungry. So uhm. Yesterday.
081. When is your birthday?:June 30th082. What's for dinner?:Pizza083. What's the last thing you purchased?Eyeliner
084. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?:No, they are like, 10. I pay for them.
085. Where is your cell phone?:Right next to me.
086. Is you phone on vibrate or ring most of the time?Vibrate.087. What brand is your shirt right now?:BeBe088. Ever been to Georgia?:Georgia ohhhhh Geooorgia. Yes. I been there. And that song played a ridiculous amount of times.089. Did you have breakfast this morning?Breakfast? Who has time for breakfast?090. Do you like marshmallows?Yeh, but everytime I eat them I think about the poor marshmallow man on Ghostbusters. (I was traumatized as a kid) (dont ask)091. What irritates you on the Internet?E-whores. You know who you are. 092. What brand is your digital camera?:I think HP. but it sucks so I never use it.
093. Do you watch movies with your parents?:I used to.
094. Do you wear short shorts?:I guess.095. Do you think you could be pregnant?:Fuck no.
096. What song describes your love life at the moment?:I dont equate the happiness/sadness of my life with songs. LAME. But I like that Killers song, and the treadmill guys OK GO.097. Do you own expensive perfume?:Yes. And I use it sparingly. Lol.098. On average, how much do your jeans cost?:$30-$60099. Are you taking college classes?:No100. Do your parents know you cuss?:Yes.101. Do they care?:Why would they? They swear more than I do!102. Did you see Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?:Hahah. Yes.
103. Have you ever been to White Castle?:Who hasnt? BTW people, they DO NOT serve Nachos. Lmao.104. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone?:Depends on if they have GAS.105. Do you like the Phillies?:No.
106. Do you like sushi?:Yes. Loves IT.107. Do you get your hair cut every month?No... Maybe I should look into that.
108. Have you ever made-out in front of your parents?Absolutely not.109. Do you go online everyday?:No.110. Last Question. Do you read everyone's bulletins?:No. I guess Im just an asshole like that.
Stupid Americans, Stupid President, When will the reign of stupidity end?
Category: News and Politics
Yes, yes. I know it is September 12th. The day after the day that marks the five year anniversary of the infamous World Trade Center "attack". I chose not to write this yesterday, and thats because if I heard the words September 11th put in one more sentence I think my brain would have exploded.
Firstly, I want to say, if you love President Bush, this isnt the blog for you. If you are easily offended.. again, I suggest you leave.
I am an American. Remember those commercials? I am Black, I am White, I am a leader, and Im a follower. Yet, I am still an American. That is what was pounded into our brains with those ridiculous commercials. The idea that you can be anything and still be American. We are the "melting pot" of the world. (of course if you werent born here now Bush wants to get rid of you, LMAO) The place where everyone takes refuge when thier country goes to the slums.
But where will WE take refuge? I know that most people view the world trade center as a touchy subject, even one we shouldnt discuss in a negative light, but Im about to and I will warn you once more to leave if you find these sort of things offensive.We all know that the hijackers crashed into the world trade center on September 11th and killed tons of innocent Americans. That is without a doubt a FACT. These are the things that puzzle me though. Before September 11th, there were many things that led up to the destruction of the towers and ultimately, the death of innocent people. 1.) We trained the hijackers in Florida. 2.) The CIA knew of the proposed attacks, yet did little or nothing to prevent them 3.) There were no weapons of mass destruction4.) There is a plethera of oil overseas that we supposedly "needed" (Even though we could have made synthetic oil for half the price of the war and less dead bodies) (But we dont want that though. We want WAR, mass destruction and money.) 5.) Americans werent afraid of hijackers, or terrorists then, they needed to be and The united states government need to find a way to make us be and finally, 6.) The iraqi people never ONCE threatened to hurt us in any way, shape, or form... (that idea was put into our heads later.) So by knowing these things, I have come up with a theory.
President Bush is an evil man. He has done nothing to help our economy and furthermore has done more intense harm than good. He has created fear in the American public, he has invaded our homes with his new laws, he has comprimised our privacy and he has adjucated our rights. He has ruined alliances for money, he has destroyed our image throughout the world. He has lied to us repeatedly and sadly, we're so brainwashed we forgive him. I think this; and it sounds crazy but I think he planned the world trade center hijacking in order to gain leverage with the public. He knew we would think badly about the iraqis with little or no convincing. He knew we would believe they were capable of monsterous atrocity, He knew we would not think twice about war, comprimising our morals and our freedoms, sending our loved ones to die in war, if only he had some sort of excuse. So here it goes. 1.) The World Trade Center, a national symbol of our economy, plummets to the ground. 2.) Americans want revenge, americans want answers, americans are willing to do ANYTHING to get the answers and revenge. He knew we would be. 3.) He concocts a story about al quada, bin laden, (we dont even know if he ever really existed as a threat, those tapes we see could be years old by now) and saddam hussein having weapons of mass destruction, we gladly send our troops over there, masking his true intentions perfectly. Our troops think they are over there to restore peace to the United States, to go down in history as heros, when, in reality, they are viewed as bullies and are told to secure the oil fields FIRST. 4.) there were no weapons, and the public eye completely shifts from afganistan to iraq (how did they get involved again?)(oh yeah, bushes dad hated Saddam) and us turning them into a democracy, cause its "whats best" for them. Who the fuck are we to say whats better for anyone else? 5.) Laws are passed that take away our freedoms and Bush gets what he wanted, an end to his daddies battle years ago. But now we all must suffer the consequences, as mister Bush gets paid for the rest of his life for successfully ruining 200 years of planning on our part, of building an image, of alliances and economy, in just 4 short years. Thanks Mr Bush. Thanks allot. We appreciate you wiping out middle class completely, harping about how you want democracy, yet slowly creating a dictatorship. Thanks Mr Bush, you really deserve a pat on the back for that one.
In short, we are all stupid. We are all brainwashed by television and hope that there are still nice people in the world, we are brainwashed into thinking that we are the greatest country in the world. Our country is great, yes, I wouldnt trade it for the world, But when they said the greatest country they meant in resources, NOT people. Sorry folks, we arent the smartest bunch, we have little or no morals left in our society and we have school systems that raise our children to be sheep. We have the fattest overall society and why is that? Because we are the laziest. We are the easiest to sway mentally, and because of that, we are in the situation we are in now. Its sad. And its even sadder that we boast all these things about our great society but not one of us does a goddamned thing to contribute to it. Nope, we couldnt do that. And even if we did it wouldnt matter anymore because we've given the government so much power that WE dont matter anymore. (as a whole, or separately) ( I feel sorry for the young generation, I can just imagine what their lives will be like) We are just faceless sheep in the herd. And god forbid we speak out. Because our constitutional right known as free speech isnt so "free" then IS IT? No. no, no. Its not. And its our fault. We need to change this. Im sick of big brother and him looking out for us, they are not the government, WE ARE. The sooner we realize that the better. The sooner things will change. But until then, I guess its just me and my blog. Faceless, nameless, useless minds in the crowd. Blindly following. Blindly listening. Take that and chew on it.
Peace.
Yes, yes. I know it is September 12th. The day after the day that marks the five year anniversary of the infamous World Trade Center "attack". I chose not to write this yesterday, and thats because if I heard the words September 11th put in one more sentence I think my brain would have exploded.
Firstly, I want to say, if you love President Bush, this isnt the blog for you. If you are easily offended.. again, I suggest you leave.
I am an American. Remember those commercials? I am Black, I am White, I am a leader, and Im a follower. Yet, I am still an American. That is what was pounded into our brains with those ridiculous commercials. The idea that you can be anything and still be American. We are the "melting pot" of the world. (of course if you werent born here now Bush wants to get rid of you, LMAO) The place where everyone takes refuge when thier country goes to the slums.
But where will WE take refuge? I know that most people view the world trade center as a touchy subject, even one we shouldnt discuss in a negative light, but Im about to and I will warn you once more to leave if you find these sort of things offensive.We all know that the hijackers crashed into the world trade center on September 11th and killed tons of innocent Americans. That is without a doubt a FACT. These are the things that puzzle me though. Before September 11th, there were many things that led up to the destruction of the towers and ultimately, the death of innocent people. 1.) We trained the hijackers in Florida. 2.) The CIA knew of the proposed attacks, yet did little or nothing to prevent them 3.) There were no weapons of mass destruction4.) There is a plethera of oil overseas that we supposedly "needed" (Even though we could have made synthetic oil for half the price of the war and less dead bodies) (But we dont want that though. We want WAR, mass destruction and money.) 5.) Americans werent afraid of hijackers, or terrorists then, they needed to be and The united states government need to find a way to make us be and finally, 6.) The iraqi people never ONCE threatened to hurt us in any way, shape, or form... (that idea was put into our heads later.) So by knowing these things, I have come up with a theory.
President Bush is an evil man. He has done nothing to help our economy and furthermore has done more intense harm than good. He has created fear in the American public, he has invaded our homes with his new laws, he has comprimised our privacy and he has adjucated our rights. He has ruined alliances for money, he has destroyed our image throughout the world. He has lied to us repeatedly and sadly, we're so brainwashed we forgive him. I think this; and it sounds crazy but I think he planned the world trade center hijacking in order to gain leverage with the public. He knew we would think badly about the iraqis with little or no convincing. He knew we would believe they were capable of monsterous atrocity, He knew we would not think twice about war, comprimising our morals and our freedoms, sending our loved ones to die in war, if only he had some sort of excuse. So here it goes. 1.) The World Trade Center, a national symbol of our economy, plummets to the ground. 2.) Americans want revenge, americans want answers, americans are willing to do ANYTHING to get the answers and revenge. He knew we would be. 3.) He concocts a story about al quada, bin laden, (we dont even know if he ever really existed as a threat, those tapes we see could be years old by now) and saddam hussein having weapons of mass destruction, we gladly send our troops over there, masking his true intentions perfectly. Our troops think they are over there to restore peace to the United States, to go down in history as heros, when, in reality, they are viewed as bullies and are told to secure the oil fields FIRST. 4.) there were no weapons, and the public eye completely shifts from afganistan to iraq (how did they get involved again?)(oh yeah, bushes dad hated Saddam) and us turning them into a democracy, cause its "whats best" for them. Who the fuck are we to say whats better for anyone else? 5.) Laws are passed that take away our freedoms and Bush gets what he wanted, an end to his daddies battle years ago. But now we all must suffer the consequences, as mister Bush gets paid for the rest of his life for successfully ruining 200 years of planning on our part, of building an image, of alliances and economy, in just 4 short years. Thanks Mr Bush. Thanks allot. We appreciate you wiping out middle class completely, harping about how you want democracy, yet slowly creating a dictatorship. Thanks Mr Bush, you really deserve a pat on the back for that one.
In short, we are all stupid. We are all brainwashed by television and hope that there are still nice people in the world, we are brainwashed into thinking that we are the greatest country in the world. Our country is great, yes, I wouldnt trade it for the world, But when they said the greatest country they meant in resources, NOT people. Sorry folks, we arent the smartest bunch, we have little or no morals left in our society and we have school systems that raise our children to be sheep. We have the fattest overall society and why is that? Because we are the laziest. We are the easiest to sway mentally, and because of that, we are in the situation we are in now. Its sad. And its even sadder that we boast all these things about our great society but not one of us does a goddamned thing to contribute to it. Nope, we couldnt do that. And even if we did it wouldnt matter anymore because we've given the government so much power that WE dont matter anymore. (as a whole, or separately) ( I feel sorry for the young generation, I can just imagine what their lives will be like) We are just faceless sheep in the herd. And god forbid we speak out. Because our constitutional right known as free speech isnt so "free" then IS IT? No. no, no. Its not. And its our fault. We need to change this. Im sick of big brother and him looking out for us, they are not the government, WE ARE. The sooner we realize that the better. The sooner things will change. But until then, I guess its just me and my blog. Faceless, nameless, useless minds in the crowd. Blindly following. Blindly listening. Take that and chew on it.
Peace.
Crazy Diet Idea
Ok.
So I was sitting here in front of the computer today eating my bowl of frosted flakes, contemplating either going on the treadmill or laying out, when it struck me like a bolt of lightning...
See, I am trying to lose this disgusting 15 pounds I've gained since I moved here, actually I dont know if its 15 or 5 because the scale is fricken broken, but Im assuming its 15 just to be on the safe side.
While laxatives and duiretics only work by draining your body of excess water and nutrients, and me spending over half my day peeing is not my idea of a good time, I have been seriously thinking of other ways to lose this weight.
So while eating my delicious bowl of frosted flakes, I decided that a eating cereal is not only fun, because of the crunchy satisfaction you get by chewing it, and the deliciously great ending you get with flavored skim milk, but it is also equally nutritious.
WHAT IF...
You just ate cereal all day? I mean, who doesnt like cereal? There are so many flavors of cereal these days who would ever get tired of it? I mean comon, tell me, WHO?
Eating a bowl of cereal with skim milk is taking in 170-200 calories, depending on the cereal. I love cereal. Its bangin good if you ask me. Now, eating that for two meals and then say, like tuna or some sort of fish for dinner could be a fantastic diet! I love tuna too. Ohh this is so good.
Now, running on the treadmill would be a necessity, say 35-40 minutes a day, some push ups, some situps, and voila! Bangin ultra hott body here we come!
Special K boasts that you can lose 10 pounds in six weeks, with no exersize, just by eating it two times a day. We will see about this wont we?
Now cereal is high in protein too, just like fish, so burning calories that you consume will be no biggie.
Now I just need to stock the house with cereal and hope I can stick to it.
Ill get back to you and tell you how it goes.
Ps. *Anyone steals my idea and makes it a diet fad and I will hunt you down and bludgeon you to death.*
*I aint playing people, dont fuck around.*
Take that and chew on it.
Peace
So I was sitting here in front of the computer today eating my bowl of frosted flakes, contemplating either going on the treadmill or laying out, when it struck me like a bolt of lightning...
See, I am trying to lose this disgusting 15 pounds I've gained since I moved here, actually I dont know if its 15 or 5 because the scale is fricken broken, but Im assuming its 15 just to be on the safe side.
While laxatives and duiretics only work by draining your body of excess water and nutrients, and me spending over half my day peeing is not my idea of a good time, I have been seriously thinking of other ways to lose this weight.
So while eating my delicious bowl of frosted flakes, I decided that a eating cereal is not only fun, because of the crunchy satisfaction you get by chewing it, and the deliciously great ending you get with flavored skim milk, but it is also equally nutritious.
WHAT IF...
You just ate cereal all day? I mean, who doesnt like cereal? There are so many flavors of cereal these days who would ever get tired of it? I mean comon, tell me, WHO?
Eating a bowl of cereal with skim milk is taking in 170-200 calories, depending on the cereal. I love cereal. Its bangin good if you ask me. Now, eating that for two meals and then say, like tuna or some sort of fish for dinner could be a fantastic diet! I love tuna too. Ohh this is so good.
Now, running on the treadmill would be a necessity, say 35-40 minutes a day, some push ups, some situps, and voila! Bangin ultra hott body here we come!
Special K boasts that you can lose 10 pounds in six weeks, with no exersize, just by eating it two times a day. We will see about this wont we?
Now cereal is high in protein too, just like fish, so burning calories that you consume will be no biggie.
Now I just need to stock the house with cereal and hope I can stick to it.
Ill get back to you and tell you how it goes.
Ps. *Anyone steals my idea and makes it a diet fad and I will hunt you down and bludgeon you to death.*
*I aint playing people, dont fuck around.*
Take that and chew on it.
Peace
Retarded Ass Reporters
I cant even watch the news anymore without seeing some retarded-ass reporter, so-called reporting on an issue that we all supposedly need to know about. Scaring us to death. I am just going to swear off news altogether.
A reporter on CNN, supposedly the most trusted news station of all, is going to take an hour out of all the loyal CNN watchers day on Tuesday to report on fake cops that come to your door, flash a badge and then attack you. They will most likely be basing thier entire report on an isolated incident that happened in Delaware, (hey people in Delaware are bored. Can we really blame them?) and because of it, Americans will be scared. I am just going to become a hermit because I cannot even step outside my front door without the fear that the ones who are there to serve and protect me, now want to rape me and mutilate my body. I cant carry lighters in my pocket, because as we all know, they explode in your pants. I cant wear pajamas at night in fear that the mutagens in them will turn me into a caterpillar whilst I sleep. And if and when the cops did come to my door, real cops, I would have to think about what I did carefully before I took that dreaded step into the outside world, because had I been holding some sort of fruit the wrong way they could mistake it for a grenade and shoot me 155 times. Even my own home isnt safe, with odorless, invisble gas being pumped into my home each and every day from my stove. I cant walk down the street for fear that i will be mugged, raped, or a 1,000 pound chunk of metal will come hurdling my way. What the hell are these people thinking when they report these stories? I already have enough scary dreams about the cops coming to my house, mistaking me for a terrorist and taking me to thier dungeon. Do we, as Americans, really need any more?
When will someone report the real issues, like how President Bush has successfully completely destroyed our countries' moral, or how we have thousands of teens fighting and dying in Iraq for oil, or how we shouldnt even be there in the first place, or how Bush and his ever-following cabinet of the anointed doesnt give a flying fuck. No, instead we report on games where people find guns, kill someone, and stash it somewhere for the next killer to find it, (American killing games, wow thats original.) third world countries, and scientology. But the real issues are all hush-hush. Dont we have enough OCD freaks, enough hermits and enough over-protective parents already? Do we really need to scare them even more? These scare tactics are just a diversion from the bigger issues at hand.
I cant even eat a hot dog with out cutting it up anymore and not be in fear, because the reporters have informed me, that people choke. When will they start reporting on the real issues, when will they stop putting people like Angelina Jolie on the air talking about her cohorts of frolicking in Africa. Thank you Angelina, thank you for using your fame and power so wisely, thank you for helping the American people out so much. Thank you. Thanks for nothing.
Not that I am saying what she does is wrong, or inneffective, but I dont need to be shown images of children rotting in puddles of thier own stool to know that there are starving children in the world. I know it because there are mothers and children starving right here. Right here. The place where she will leave to go on her escapades of saving the world. No need to fear Africa, because SuperAngie will come and save your meaningless day. Why not try and save someone here? Why not? Instead she so cleverly diverts our attention to these countries, so we inadvertantly forget about our own. She is just a poppet for thier cause.
Will someone stand up and say something? No, no, no, we cant do that. We cant talk about the anointed, we cant talk about real threats and ideas. We rather scare ourselves to death talking about bullshit.
Where is the free speech America prides itself on? There is no such thing. Talk about your mother, and thats ok. Talk about your job, thats ok too... wait, depending on what type of job you have, but talk about your president, who has the most affect of all on your daily life, now its no, shut up, that cant be said. Keep talking, and next time you step outside there will be the swat team waiting to STOP you. Arent the reporters there to critisize and question? To find out the REAL stories, to really did deep, and to advise us of truths? Evidently, they forgot. Or if they didnt "forget" they are long gone, buried deep in the history books of the reporting businesss.
Its ridiculous people. Its ridiculous that you buy it. Its ridiculous that you feed into it, with your irrational fears and "flock of sheep" tendencies. Its just ridiculous. Only you have the power to change it. Take that and chew on it.
Mmmm Tastes Good.
A reporter on CNN, supposedly the most trusted news station of all, is going to take an hour out of all the loyal CNN watchers day on Tuesday to report on fake cops that come to your door, flash a badge and then attack you. They will most likely be basing thier entire report on an isolated incident that happened in Delaware, (hey people in Delaware are bored. Can we really blame them?) and because of it, Americans will be scared. I am just going to become a hermit because I cannot even step outside my front door without the fear that the ones who are there to serve and protect me, now want to rape me and mutilate my body. I cant carry lighters in my pocket, because as we all know, they explode in your pants. I cant wear pajamas at night in fear that the mutagens in them will turn me into a caterpillar whilst I sleep. And if and when the cops did come to my door, real cops, I would have to think about what I did carefully before I took that dreaded step into the outside world, because had I been holding some sort of fruit the wrong way they could mistake it for a grenade and shoot me 155 times. Even my own home isnt safe, with odorless, invisble gas being pumped into my home each and every day from my stove. I cant walk down the street for fear that i will be mugged, raped, or a 1,000 pound chunk of metal will come hurdling my way. What the hell are these people thinking when they report these stories? I already have enough scary dreams about the cops coming to my house, mistaking me for a terrorist and taking me to thier dungeon. Do we, as Americans, really need any more?
When will someone report the real issues, like how President Bush has successfully completely destroyed our countries' moral, or how we have thousands of teens fighting and dying in Iraq for oil, or how we shouldnt even be there in the first place, or how Bush and his ever-following cabinet of the anointed doesnt give a flying fuck. No, instead we report on games where people find guns, kill someone, and stash it somewhere for the next killer to find it, (American killing games, wow thats original.) third world countries, and scientology. But the real issues are all hush-hush. Dont we have enough OCD freaks, enough hermits and enough over-protective parents already? Do we really need to scare them even more? These scare tactics are just a diversion from the bigger issues at hand.
I cant even eat a hot dog with out cutting it up anymore and not be in fear, because the reporters have informed me, that people choke. When will they start reporting on the real issues, when will they stop putting people like Angelina Jolie on the air talking about her cohorts of frolicking in Africa. Thank you Angelina, thank you for using your fame and power so wisely, thank you for helping the American people out so much. Thank you. Thanks for nothing.
Not that I am saying what she does is wrong, or inneffective, but I dont need to be shown images of children rotting in puddles of thier own stool to know that there are starving children in the world. I know it because there are mothers and children starving right here. Right here. The place where she will leave to go on her escapades of saving the world. No need to fear Africa, because SuperAngie will come and save your meaningless day. Why not try and save someone here? Why not? Instead she so cleverly diverts our attention to these countries, so we inadvertantly forget about our own. She is just a poppet for thier cause.
Will someone stand up and say something? No, no, no, we cant do that. We cant talk about the anointed, we cant talk about real threats and ideas. We rather scare ourselves to death talking about bullshit.
Where is the free speech America prides itself on? There is no such thing. Talk about your mother, and thats ok. Talk about your job, thats ok too... wait, depending on what type of job you have, but talk about your president, who has the most affect of all on your daily life, now its no, shut up, that cant be said. Keep talking, and next time you step outside there will be the swat team waiting to STOP you. Arent the reporters there to critisize and question? To find out the REAL stories, to really did deep, and to advise us of truths? Evidently, they forgot. Or if they didnt "forget" they are long gone, buried deep in the history books of the reporting businesss.
Its ridiculous people. Its ridiculous that you buy it. Its ridiculous that you feed into it, with your irrational fears and "flock of sheep" tendencies. Its just ridiculous. Only you have the power to change it. Take that and chew on it.
Mmmm Tastes Good.
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